It’s Truck Month at Joe Cooper Ford of Tulsa!
This is it – you’ve been waiting for the best time to buy and the alarm is going off. Are you ready for the biggest truck sale of the year? We have over 50 vehicles at prices that blew the socks off our feet, into the parking lot and through the windshield of an F-150. That truck is now discounted even FURTHER so we’ve made it a policy to not look at our own prices while wearing footwear.
Listen, you need to get down here and look at this madness because we honestly can’t contain the riot of happy customers and we need volunteer crowd control to help get these folks settled down. Having you become one of these ecstatic customers is a risk we’re willing to take, so grab your riot gear and get ready to save so much money you’ll need to open a new checking account to put it all in.
We have only ourselves to blame. You see, when we went hunting for the best discounts available, we had no idea what we were in for. We sent our poor MSRP into the woods all alone and it’s been slashed down until we don’t even recognize it anymore. It’s in critical buying condition and the only cure is to have you come down here and drive it out of its misery. We’re sorry it had to be this way; we just love savings so much.
You thought we were done saving you money? NO WAY - SIT BACK DOWN. We’re giving you the opportunity to get a serious jump start on the vehicle of your dreams. The only way we could make it easier is if we enjoyed your new vehicle for you! We’re willing to do that!
Kidding aside, you aren’t going to find a better deal anywhere in town. We stand behind our vehicles and we know that we’ve got something that is just right for you!